7 reasons we all hate Waybuloo, don’t we?

As my regular readers may know, I am big fan of using television as a parenting assistant, especially CBeebies. Bubs knows that ‘scissors are sharp’ because Mr Maker told him so. He also knows the difference between a stegosaurus and a triceratops, all thanks to Andy and his dinosaur adventures.

 I  like to take the piss out of In The Night Garden, and make valid/hilarious points about general gender stereotypes, but I hope CBeebies know just how I treasure their existence!

I can pretty much tolerate all of the programmes too. I mean, I’ll take a Hey Dugee or Dip Dap (best thing on TV) over an ep of the Teletubbies any day, but it’s all good, I can cope… I can even abide the occasional saccharine episode of Everything’s Rosie. But there’s one exception to this rule. When I hear the plinkedy-plonkedy music of the Waybuloo theme start I invariably let out an involuntary groan. Sometimes I even do a swear. Dear Reader, I just hate it.

When I first saw that there was a kids show with yoga in it I thought it would be fab. Hubs practices yoga and meditation every day so it’s a big thing in our household. And I did try to like it, I promise. But Waybuloo slowly wore my immunity down and I succumbed to the grumpy grown-up inside me.

Because it’s the actual worst and I’m really hoping I’m not alone in thinking so. But just in case I am, I’ve set out a 7-point Waybuloo hatred manifesto. Enjoy.

1. The third person.

If you’re going to give your characters annoying high-pitched voices and silly names like ‘Yojojo’ and ‘Nok Tok’, please let them at least use pronouns. There’s not a single ‘I’, ‘he’ or ‘she’ in sight in Nara land. It’s all ‘Yojojo make De Li sad’ and ‘Nok tok want to play with Lau Lau’.

Give me strength.

2. Pink is for girls, blue is for boys.

The girl ‘Piplings’ are pink and purple and the boys are orange (with blue pants) and blue. Need I say more? Well, actually, yes, there’s a whole other post on this shit.

Also, does anyone else find it weird that, while the girls are fully clothed (in dresses, obvs), Yojojo wears no top and Nok Tok goes around bare-bottomed? Aren’t they cold?? Or am I over-thinking this?

Someone give Nok Tok some pants. For goodness sake!

Someone give Nok Tok some pants. For goodness sake!

3. The made up words.

I have nothing against made-up words per se. If it’s good enough for Shakespeare and all that… But ‘plumato’? And ‘cheebies?’ FFS.

And it’s yoga, okay? ‘Yogo’ is not a thing.

4. The dubbing. Oh. The. Dubbing.

Why are the children dubbed?? It’s not in a foreign language. I’m sure they could have just stuck some microphones on them. Couldn’t they?

Double arg.

The English is actually better than the language on the show. I’m not sure I’ve ever heard the Piplings use the definite article.

This is the most widely held bug bear of all, because it’s so totally annoying. And inexplicable. I mean, why? Just why???

Oh the rage.

5. The ‘plots’

I know all kids programmes are formulaic, and I know there’s a reason for that. Repetition is comforting and aides learning. I. Know. But let me just describe, in some detail an episode of Waybuloo (#spoileralert):

The Piplings are hanging out, one of them is playing and a problem crops up. Another Pipling encounters them and tries to help. The wind-chime clock thing dings and dongs. The do some ‘yogo’. Then they try to figure out the problem some more. They hear the Cheebies coming and think ‘maybe Cheebies can help catch plumato’ (or whatever). They play ‘peeka’. They explain their problem to the Cheebies. The wind-chimey thing goes off again. They all do some yogo. The Cheebies sort it all out. The Piplings fly up into the air while the Cheebies cheer.

There, I just described EVERY EPISODE EVER. So no one needs to watch it. Ever again.

6. They. Can’t. Do. Yoga.

yogo 2

What the f*ck is this supposed to be?

If the gods of Waybuloo wanted to create creatures dedicated to the practice of yoga, sorry yogo’, the MAYBE THEY SHOULD HAVE GIVEN THEM KNEES. And elbows while they come to it. And if the gods of CBeebies wanted to create a programme to encourage children to get stretching and bending from an early age maybe they should have given the Piplings working joints? Or arms that can reach above their ridiculously huge heads?

How can you learn yoga postures from a beings whose feet are longer than their legs?


A case in point.

If nothing else it spoils the illusion that the children are actually copying the Piplings – there’s so obviously an adult off camera showing them how it’s really done. (And yes I know that even if they had long limbs this would be the case because the Piplings aren’t really there, but I’d like to be able to suspend my disbelief, okay??)

yogo 1

Those kids on the left are so frickin lost right now.

 7. Because, arg, I just hate it, alright?

On paper, all CBeebies shows could be enraging.  I could wax lyrical about the fact that Mike the Knight’s mum never disciplines him even though he repeatedly fucks things up for everyone (in short, he’s a self-centred little shit). But still, I can quite get into an episode or two. Or, like, pretty much every Tweenie is annoying in one way or another, but I can bear it. I can even enjoy it if I sort of switch off and stare into the middle distance.

But not Waybuloo. No, this show has its own terrible ‘je ne sais quoi’. Honestly, every time those strange little creatures open their mouths I feel like someone’s taken a cheese grater to my brain. I’m almost certain I’ve let out the odd involuntarily swear during a an episode while Bubs was in earshot. Not cool.

Is it just me? Is my irrational loathing an anomaly or do others out there that share this deep seated rage? If so, then do let me know, maybe we can start a support group or something…



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8 thoughts on “7 reasons we all hate Waybuloo, don’t we?

  1. I am SOOOOOO glad you feel like that!! I could happily nuke the green little isle of Waybuloo!! TALK PROPERLY!!!
    I actually stopped my (only just) 2 year old watching it after she used the term ‘cheebies’ instead of ‘children’ out loud! She is a very good, advanced speaker, with full sentences, so none of the baby chat regression thank you (we don’t do Teletubbies either!).
    Whilst the majority of the other kids TV stuff is bearable from a distance I simply can’t have Waybuloo on in the house – total and utter rubbish!! I think I feel as strongly as you on this one :o)
    Why the BBC show it is beyond me! Worse than the HaaHoo’s I reckon – and that’s saying something! What are THEY all about??

  2. I have never actually acknowledged it as a programme? I just find that my telly occasionally makes strange sounds whilst weird stuffed toys float about on the screen for a while. Seriously – it’s just noise??
    I’m with you all the way! Fabulous rant as always.
    Dawn x

  3. Totally agree about waybuloo. The Beeb really scraped the bucket on that one.

    I think as adults we like to over think things. I can’t imagine postman pat still having a job after all his mistakes! 🙈

    Love your blogs. Agree with so much you say X

  4. This show gives me the heebie-jeebies and should be called as such, everything you have described is accurate, I love nonsense but this isn’t nonsense, it is something far more sinister. It’s like re-programming a child’s mind to react to a grown up’s madness, but not even a sort of eccentric kind of acceptable madness, but a lunacy that is so severely planned and conscious of its own idiocy that it belongs on a late night adult viewing hour. I can’t stand the show, and I’ll sit through most television stuff with me lad, and appreciate Clangers and QPootle5 for their own merits, the Night Garden I will endure for the variety of animation but Waybuloo is a Teletubbies step too far!

  5. I also hate this programme for all the reasons stated above. But for me, it is the incidental music that truly grates. It sounds like it has been composed by a computer with digital senility. It starts off on a melody only to wander off …..it rambles, it jars, it offends my ears.

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